THE RESET [A STORY IN 10 ABSURDIST MICRO POEMS]

THE RESET

[a story in 10 absurdist micro poems]


P1 [WEIRD INDOORS WEATHER] 

he's always trying to nail

himself to the darker rafters

& rain incongruous words

on her page [a bloodletting]


she tries not to look up

even when writing poetry

& keeps a #boomshraagle

by her side [at all times]



P2 [GAME OVER]

she was crying over

the last piece of food

in the house charred

to a #frooooozle

because he was on

his phone playing

#jocksterfication

#quanjy games


I’m sorry he said

[all #sneeshy]


eat batteries she sniped

& stormed out 

the #boomshraagle

under her arm

sniggering [at him]



P3 [FOUND IN TRANSLATION]

outside

it was raining 

poetry as well


the #boomshraagle chirped 

something in #Wurb [1] to her


she smiled


. . .

[1] #Wurb is a silly simple language. [Less than 31 words, some say.] The only problem is that every #boomshraagle speaks its own version of #Wurb and no one but the speaker can ever truly know what any word means. 

[A bit like poetry.] 

[Some people sometimes say.]

[Not her, of course.]



P4 [DINER DREAMS]

the #boomshraagle 

protested its hunger

[in #Wurb]


her mind ambled 

into #Zaffery’s


he served grilled

cheesy sonnets there


the #boomshraagle 

asked for potatoes 

[& vinegar]


. . . 


P5 [MIND CARIES]

#aragune was served 

as dessert-poetry

[too cloying for her] 


the #boomshraagle belched

seven times before she could

understand that it was saying

AI-RAGUNE 


#Zaffery’s poems 

were full of it 

[apparently]


P6 [WRONG WORD]

there was a word 

for poets like #Zaffery

[not #shraminist]

a monosyllable 


the #boomshraagle 

burped three more times 

& #aragune creepy leftovers 

wafted up to the rafters 


she saw him there then

[#sneeshy as always]


he had followed her

into #Zaffery’s


P7 [OLD SONG]

the #boomshraagle gave 

a warning #skoooff


now you tell me

she smirked


then frowned at

the mourning poet

[not quite] nailed

to the rafters

[not yet] raining

farcical words


excited #aragune

started to sing


P8 [BROKEN GLASSWARE]

#aragune shattered 

crystal harmonicas 

#barrash’d her ears


#boomshraagle 

[the usual mind-fork] 

once again under her arm 

[still burping] 

she escaped the weird 

indoors weather forecast 

rising at #Zaffery’s & ran 

[into what?]


P9 [SHADOW DESERT]

Beyond Fern Gully,
#Elcarabea, desert
Of the kobold tribes.

Raymond Hourigan


outside #Zaffery’s

night had not lifted yet

#Elcarabea plaza slept

still a desert in shadow

but for one solitary moon 

ray cast over arcane words 

painted on an ancient wall

[by a traveling emerald poet]  

about erstwhile kobolds 

before they had abandoned

their ancestral dreamlands 

& chosen a sillier moniker 

#boomshraagle


P10 [RESET]

#nirnflame

said the #boomshraagle

[not a kobold after all]


she nodded

& pressed forward

[suddenly sanguine]

to #Nangleation road

under stagnant stars



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Special thanks to Raymond Hourigan, for letting me use his haiku as an epigraph, and to Dave Ashleywhose challenge - #SillySeptember on BlueSky - provided the invented #words integrated into these poems.



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